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After a 2 year study ,the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level worker is: bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-color worker is: football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf

Conclusion:
The higher you rise in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become